A rant about paper.

[lizzie_swarf]

God I am SOOOOOOO PEEED OFF!
I fucking HATE paper.
You know bills, letters, all things that clutter and confuse.
My Synnie brain loves the simplicity of a key board and E mails.

But this place is FULL of stupid bits of paper that we "have" to have.
Birth certificate.
Driver's license.
Other car documents.
Bank statements.
Junk mail.
PAPER!
Taking up needless space that could be better used by having an extra computer!
Stupid, stupid documents that we have to store.
I have a bloody filing cabinet stuffed with stupid bits of paper that I DO NOT WANT.

And I hate the DVLA.
I had everything (in theory) that I needed to
pay my car tax online but no...will it let me?!

I have lost my MOT certificate because it was supposed to have been registered on line.
But no....so thanks to bloody stupid archaic use of paper, I shall have to get another MOT early and face the bloody post office.
I HATE PAPER!
Unless it is being used as it was designed to be used....for books and art.
If the paper comes in the form of a book then bring it on...
And, and and.....when you pay bills by direct debit, can't they E mail you to let you know all is well instead of sending you stupid paper statements?!
AAAARGH!

This place is full of paper that clutters my natural sense of order and it is driving me BONKERS!!!!
No wait- I already am bonkers. Doh.

Well this paper lark ain't 'elping.


And now I have to spend tomorrow getting a new insurance certificate and MOT sorted.
For a car that I plan to sell in August.
Which will involve MORE paper.


Gah!
Life can be so needlessly cluttered at times.



I like trees...that is where the paper should live.
Red tape fell our forests a long time ago.
I hate red tape as well.